Anonymous asked: did you leave south florida for good? if so, do you plan on updating the soflobojo brand to something that better reflects your actual geographic location? or am i an idiot who assumed that soflo stood for south florida and it actually means something else?

Ummmm…I’m not sure. I’ve left for a while, certainly, but nothing is for keeps. I don’t claim to be an expert at anything other than eating food and being snarky, so I would hardly call “SoFloBoJo” a brand in the social media guru/asshat sense of the word.

I’m not sure if you’re an idiot, but you were correct in your assumption: “SoFlo” does stand for “South Florida.” Will I change it? Probably not. I’m pretty sure I don’t care and all of the usernames I would want are taken by lame mo-fos who aren’t using them. (Exhibits A, B and C). Now, if what you’re doing is offering to form a Twitter Mafia that will track these people down and blackmail them into giving up the username(s) I so rightfully deserve, we should have a conversation. I can offer tips like “go for the kneecaps” but in the end I will deny any direct involvement. Gotta protect the brand.