Anonymous asked: ok. really, what's up with the facial expression in that pic over there? :) --------------->
The one in the sidebar? Probably my reaction to your mom’s face? ; )
Anonymous asked: boxers or briefs?
Briefs: Are you twelve? For comedic effect, they better have a super heroes on them.
Boxer Briefs: Case by case basis.
Boxers: As long as you’re not wearing them with socks and thinking that’s OK indoor attire.
Anonymous asked: when are you coming back to hang out with your musically inclined twin? :p
Hehe, as much as a Twinie Jam Session is in order, I’m kind of digging Europa. Enough to try to hide out here for a while.
You make that first million yet? :D
Anonymous asked: what the worst question to ask after sex?
“Was it good?” If you have to ask, the answer is probably, “No. Now get out.”
Anonymous asked: did you leave south florida for good? if so, do you plan on updating the soflobojo brand to something that better reflects your actual geographic location? or am i an idiot who assumed that soflo stood for south florida and it actually means something else?
Ummmm…I’m not sure. I’ve left for a while, certainly, but nothing is for keeps. I don’t claim to be an expert at anything other than eating food and being snarky, so I would hardly call “SoFloBoJo” a brand in the social media guru/asshat sense of the word.
I’m not sure if you’re an idiot, but you were correct in your assumption: “SoFlo” does stand for “South Florida.” Will I change it? Probably not. I’m pretty sure I don’t care and all of the usernames I would want are taken by lame mo-fos who aren’t using them. (Exhibits A, B and C). Now, if what you’re doing is offering to form a Twitter Mafia that will track these people down and blackmail them into giving up the username(s) I so rightfully deserve, we should have a conversation. I can offer tips like “go for the kneecaps” but in the end I will deny any direct involvement. Gotta protect the brand.
Anonymous asked: What is your favorite childhood moment and your least favorite?
Favorite: Getting my sister in trouble for trying to play with my presents at my 3rd birthday party. (I’m evil). Least favorite: The clowns at said birthday party. (They’re evil).
mkhall asked: "I’ve actually never had it, but it’s GREEN and WTF is that all about?!"
Then I'm going to assume you didn't know that the color was named after the liqueur, right? If you ever return to my corner of the planet I'll teach you the way of the green force, young jedi.
Hells to the no. If it’s green and not in a salad, or it’s not a grape, I’m not consuming it.
mkhall asked: You've got some problem with Chartreuse, the liqueur? 'Cause then you 'n' me's gonna have words, missy.
I’ve actually never had it, but it’s GREEN and WTF is that all about?! Gross. Yuck.
